You have an air of confidence that only comes from pretending that you are confident rocking the fuschia diaper bag, all while being ignorant of the playground protocols for dads in action. You scour the perimeter, score the perfect bench near the play gym and set up shop with sight lines in every direction. Let the games begin, right?
Are you ready for the scrapes, the bumps, the territorial tantrums — or the diaper blowouts? Good God, the diaper blowouts…
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