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“What is the difference between Saudi Arabia and Abu Dhabi?”
“Saudi Arabia doesn’t like The Flintstones, but Abu Dhabi Do!”
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“Two cannibals are eating a clown. One looks at the other and says, ‘Does this taste funny?'”
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“What’s wrong with a chameleon that can’t change its colors?”
“It’s got a reptile dysfunction!”
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There are “Dad Jokes” and there are “Bad Dad Jokes.” To most kids, those terms are interchangeable. We pull them out to help kids brighten up after a skinned knee, to give you the side-eye sign of “pretty good, but I can’t admit it” respect or to earn the greatest sound on the planet: the full-throated laughter of children. We need to have many of them in reserve, so here’s a huge stash to help you build your act!
